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18th April 2014

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NPR's April Fools Prank Was Deliciously Evil This Year →

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18th April 2014

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Faith In Humanity #70 →

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14th April 2014

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24th March 2014

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Try. Try again. Try harder. Do better.

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12th February 2014

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Unequal Views Of Equality

(I’m walking back from lunch when a girl from the IT class comes up to talk to me. This girl happens to be a very vocal feminist.)

IT Girl: “Hey, [My name]! I just heard they’re starting to have an honor grad for the IT classes like they used to! There’s never been a female IT honor grad, so I’ve been trying to talk to the instructors about awarding it to one of us this time so that it’s fair.”

Me: “Let me get this straight. In honor of equality, you think they should award a female as honor grad even if she’s not the top student, instead of a male who is? Yeah, that seems totally logical.”

IT Girl: *not getting the sarcasm dripping from my voice* “Yeah! I knew you’d agree with me, because you’re such a strong female, too!”

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31st October 2013

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Welcome to the Paris Catacombs, mwahahaha!!

Welcome to the Paris Catacombs, mwahahaha!!

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28th October 2013

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Thank You For Shopping At ApocalypseMart

(It’s Halloween, and I’m dressed up as a vampire and wearing a pentacle necklace. The crew is planning on going out after work for a party.)

Me: “Did you find everything you needed tonight?”

Customer: “Yes, thank you. Can I just say that I think it was very nice of them to let you all dress up for tonight? I really like what you have on.”

Me: “Thank you, ma’am.”

Customer: “But don’t you think you took it a little too far?”

Me: “Uh… took what too far?”

Customer: “Well I understand that you’re supposed to be some type of vampire, but don’t you think that necklace is taking it too far?”

Me: “Oh, that. That’s not part of my costume, I always wear that.”

Customer: *loudly* “Well if you want to risk burning in H*** for wearing that devil worshiping symbol, that’s just fine with me… but they shouldn’t be letting you wear that here in a public place!”

Me: *sarcastically* “Well, why shouldn’t they let me wear it? After all, we all practice together and I’m the high priestess. In fact as soon as you leave, we’re gonna close up the store, start a bonfire in the parking lot, and then dance naked around it until dawn.”

Customer, to one of my managers: “Aren’t you going to do anything about what she said to me?”

Manager #1: “Yes, ma’am. As soon as you leave, we’re going to close the store.”

Customer: “THAT’S IT?!”

Manager #2: “Of course not, ma’am. You heard the rest of our… plans.”

(And with the kind of timing that only happens once in a lifetime, a stock boy unwittingly walks out of the back room while taking his uniform shirt off at the same time. The customer practically runs out of the store.)

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28th October 2013

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27th October 2013

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(by ちゃいちゃい*)

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(by ちゃいちゃい*)

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27th October 2013

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by Mandy Münzner

by Mandy Münzner

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27th October 2013

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Brandon Sanderson, The Hero of the Ages

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Brandon Sanderson, The Hero of the Ages

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27th October 2013

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26th October 2013

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Animals Being Jerks (Part 2)

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26th October 2013

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Disney Princesses Dressed as Pop Culture Characters for Halloween by Isaiah Stephens

Previously: Disney Princesses Dressed as Their Princes

Reblogging just for the last princess <3

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26th October 2013

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This is priceless and nerddom is universal.

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